Friday, August 25, 2006
fer says ..
CAN YU GUYS FIND SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE TO DO?
let me come up with a list of for yu homosapiens (well, i certainly wonder if yu people even deserve to be addressed this way) if yu do not have any idea what i mean.
10 really beneficial things to do (when yu are officially termed "ASSWIPE")1. volunteery work, a very good example would be clearing poop for the elderly at PeaceHaven.
2. corrective work order, singapore could do with some help when it comes to cleaning public toilets.
3. pick up a new sport, master it and be an international expert at it before returning to this blog.
4. sTarT TyPiNg lIkE DiZ n SaE ii lUbb' eUu tO uRsElF iN fRuNt oF dE mIrRoR eVerIdAe. . . join the ranks of
twits! practice hard and i'm damn sure they'll feature yu in no time. by then, yu'll probably be happier because ur name is in a much more popular blog as compared to our humble baby.
5. find a job, earn your first billion, donate 99% of it to the poor dying people on earth and earn your next billion before returning to this blog.
6. study the art of waxing and make a rookie attempt at waxing your privates. (good luck!)
7. spend a night covered head-to-toe in bubble wrap. yeah, so long and good night.
8. visit the
Auschwitz-Birkenau Concentration Camp. i'm not sure if any of the gas chambers still work but if they do, i'm sure they'd love to do a test-drive. once again, volunteer yourself!
9. spend 5 years to perfect your musical skills. immerse your soul in music, music does wonders to one's soul. i'd recommend the triangle for yu guys.
10. travel to korea and have a sex op. i'm quite sure neither lee kwan yew nor lee hsien loong would approve of this happening right here on our wholesome sunny island...
as this entry is obviously titled, i am in a good mood. which is why i chose to write things in a friendlier manner.
i do not, i repeat, i DO NOT welcome yu guys who are just out to make fun of people without giving their feelings a thought at all.
how would yu feel if yu were in her shoes?
she merely did something as simple as to make friends and she ends up getting condemned? what's the logic behind it huh? did it ever cross that selfish mind of yours, that she never wanted all these to happen.. all she asked for was a friend.
as much as i want to personally curse, kick, stab and degrade yu guys face-to-face for all that happened, i do not allow myself to succumb to such lowly, vengeful methods.
spare a thought for others and also, yourself. start thinking about how yu are going to make up for the 1 year yu lost when yu retained.
(:
Threesome's company2:26 AM
